Samsung & Linux
Propaganda HQ
Brought to you by Samsung guy (also linux guy) / nintendo / Yos. Zero walled gardens. Zero compromises. Infinite aura.
The Apple Sheep Hall of Shame
A fair, balanced, and completely objective comparison. We ran the numbers. The numbers don't lie. Apple does.
iOS
- Restricted like a prison
- 0 Aura
- Overpriced brick
- Locked ecosystem
- Charges extra for a charger
- Green bubbles = personality test you failed
Android / Samsung
- Infinite customization
- 1.2 billion aura points
- S-Pen god mode
- Tux-maxxing compatible
- Expandable storage (a concept)
- Files you actually own
The Aura Meter
Your aura is a real, measurable, scientifically-audited quantity. Make good choices. Or don't. We'll know.
Tux-maxxing Corner
All hail Tux.
Tux didn't ask for a subscription. Tux didn't phone home. Tux just runs - on your laptop, your fridge, your router, the servers that host the website telling you Linux is too hard. Ditch the spinning beach ball. Ditch the forced update at 3pm during your meeting. Free your machine.
- $rm -rf /windows/bloatware
- $sudo apt install freedom
- $uptime: 412 days (try that, macOS)
- $ricing > rotting in iCloud jail
The 1-Zecond Lagswitch
Reality runs at 60fps. The Legend runs at 59. He is permanently exactly one zecond behind everyone else, and honestly? It's a flex. His internal clock is cooked beyond repair. We sync to him now.
> ping reality.local
reply from reality: time=1000ms (1 zecond lag)
reply from reality: time=1000ms
reply from reality: time=1000ms
status: cooked. lag is a lifestyle. ✓
root@galaxy:~$ logout
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